COLUMN NINETY-FOUR, JULY 1, 2003
(Copyright © 2003 The Blacklisted Journalist)
THE SKIN DOCTOR
WARNING! FOR ADULTS ONLY! PERSONS NOT YET 18 YEARS OF AGE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO READ THIS STORY.
[Tsaurah Litzky is a poet and writer of fiction, non fiction and erotica. We call her America's queen of erotic literature. Susie Bright, editor of the yearly Best American Erotica books, calls her "Miss Dirty Stories." Tsaurah's work has appeared in Best American Erotica 95, 97, 99, 2001, 2002 and 2003. She has also been published in Penthouse, LONGSHOT, The Unbearables, Crimes of the Beats, Appearances, Downtown Poets, The Outlaw Bible of American Poetry, Pink Pages, Beet and many other books and periodicals. Her poetry books include Kamikaze Lover (Appearances 1999), Good Bye Beautiful Mother (Low Tech Press 2001) and Baby on the Water (Longshot, 2003). Formerly a columnist for the now defunct New York arts weekly Downtown, she now teaches erotic writing and literature at the New School University.
morning I wake up and the little mole on my lower back is itching. It itches all
day and that night it itches so much I have trouble sleeping. The next day it is
still itching. I call up the skin doctor and make an appointment. A decent small
press has just published my poetry book to great reviews. How foolish, how
futile it would be to be carried away by something smaller than a birth control
pill, just as I m approaching my prime, just as I may find myself nominated for
the Pulitzer prize".
day of my appointment with the dermatologist arrives and the mole on my back is
acting like a fickle lover, it comes and goes.
I start to dress, I take care choosing my panties, for I have seen this skin
doctor several times before and he is a very hot doctor. He looks like Paul
Newman in the Road to Perdition except the dermatologist is built like a
quarterback and wears a silver goatee on his chin. During my last visit he
lifted and cupped my left breast gently with one hand while he used his other
hand to deftly cut out a mole on my ribcage just below. It seemed to me that his
hand lingered, his fingers pressing my breast a few moments
more than necessary. "How are we doing?? he said with a little
squeeze as he let go.
I pull on my new pink, silk, French cut panty, provocative but refined, I
imagine myself standing before him
naked again but for panties. I know I won't be able to stop myself from
blushing, and creaming just a little bit on the fresh cotton crotch.
wonder how much of my eagerness to see the sexy dermatologist has to do with the
fact I haven't gotten laid for six months but I still can't stop myself from
thinking about that silver goatee tickling between my legs.
dermatologist's office is crowded. I
sit on a brown leather chair, holding my poetry book---which I carry with me
everywhere---out in front of me pretending to read it. I hope someone will get
curious about the beautiful cover and ask me about it, but no one
notices. I console myself by imagining that the chubby matron sitting
across from me is wearing absolutely no panties under her print dress, her pale
pudenda is hairless and flaps open pink and shiny like the mouth of a fish. The
acned teen boy sitting next to her seems to be staring into her lap. I decide
that under his baggy pants he has a long nubile green cock that looks like a
gecko lizard. As I wonder if his
lithe lizard cock will creep down out of the leg of his pants and then crawl up
over the arm of his chair towards her, a nurse comes into the waiting room and
calls my name.
follow her into an ultra-modern examining room. The steel instruments arranged
in trays on the cabinet are polished, gleaming, the walls are so stark a white
they hurt my eyes. I perch on a stool with a plastic seat and open my book,
which is still in my hand. I am well aware that I want to impress the
dermatologist with my book just as when I take off my surgical gown I want him
to like my body in my pink panties.
am reading the vagina blessing poem: celebrate
the words for vagina that are
supposed to be dirty but are not?Cunt, clit pussy, hole, snatch, twat?when
the door opens and he steps into the room.
he says, "it's been a while," and he extends his fine, large hand. The
goatee seems fuller, bushier and he looks even more handsome. He once told me
was born in Marseilles. He still has a faint French accent, which I find very
sexy. I put my hand in his and---am I imagining this?---he lifts it as if
to raise my fingers to his lips, then his glance falls on my book which
is open in my other hand.
is this "? he asks, "What are you reading?".
try not to simper as I answer,
it's my book, my new poetry book."
let me see, " he says and he reaches down and grabs the book right out of my
hand. His gaze focuses on the open page and then I see his brow furrow and the
corners of his mouth turn down as he reads. I am nervous, waiting for his
he sighs, says, "Well, I suppose this kind of thing is very popular these
days, but how can you write this stuff?? and he shakes his head.
Can this man who has seen thousands of tits and thighs and ass cracks actually be a prude? I
'. . .I was having a fantasy about fucking you, but now I'm not so sure. . .'
my temperature rising. I can't believe it, what does he think skin is for
all part of nature," I hear myself, saying defiantly.
does not reply, instead he thrusts the book back into my hand.
he asks sternly, "What brings you here??
want to say actually is "I was having a fantasy about fucking you, but now
I'm not so sure." Instead I tell him about the mole.
let's have a look, he says gruffly. 'take off all your things except your
drags the word panties out, giving it an ominous sound like hysterectomy".
put on a surgical gown," he says?".then he leaves the room, slamming the
unpleasant exchange has made me feel sad and rejected. I want to run out of the
examining room back outside to my beloved, humid New York summer streets, but
then the little mole on my back starts to itch again. I put my book away in my
purse. I take off my things, except for my lovely pink panties, which now look
silly and cheap. I place my clothes on the stool, don the surgical gown and
perch gingerly on the corner of the examining table. I wrap my arms around my
chest and hug myself. It's cold in the room--- so cold, maybe I should get up
and light a fire like in that Jack London story or I'll freeze to death.
I can use my book for kindling but suddenly I have no energy. I hug
myself tighter, close my eyes, I'm very tired, I feel like I'm falling
warm breeze wakes me and I hear the door open and shut". I open my eyes to see
the skin doctor standing above me. He has put on a pair of thick glasses and is
now wearing surgical gloves. His expression is stern, unsmiling.
your back to me and take off your gown," he says. We'll take a look at that little mole you're talking
about and then we'll check the rest of your beauty marks and moles."
follow his instructions, put my robe on the stool on top of my clothes, then I
hear him stepping up behind me.
this is it,? he says and I feel the cool rubber of his fingers tapping the
pain now?? he asks.
" I say, "not at all."
I feel him kneading and pulling the skin beneath his fingers
about this, any pain yet?," he queries.
steps closer, then I feel something warm and wet in the middle of my back,
traveling down my spine. It's his tongue! He is tonguing my skin! This hot
tongue finds my mole, circles it, presses against it.
about this, any discomfort here?," he whispers.
am too shocked to say anything as his tongue continues to progress down my
spine. Slowly it teases it way beneath the elastic of my panties, it feels just
delicious, but aren't there rules about this?
Should I turn around, yell wait a minute, what are you doing, this is not
professional, but it feels so good. . Maybe he can read my mind, because he
gives me a chance to protest. He stops what he is doing long enough to ask:
are you at all uncomfortable? Shall
take a giant step across the chasm of fear and loneliness that has recently
encircled my life, my skin needs skin and I want it, I want it now.
I say faintly and then more firmly, "No, I'm not uncomfortable at all."
then," he whispers into the small of my back ,and his tongue slips beneath my
panties again, He uses it to caress the bottom of my spine, find my Kundalini
spot. He kisses there, he sucks with a hot moist mouth and a delightful wave of
heat spreads all the way up my spine and out through my body. My breasts swell
like ripening fruit, my nipples perk up too and tingle with pleasure. I feel my
cunt lips puff with desire as my love juice starts to churn inside me. The
dermatologist must feel me opening to him, because his wily tongue strikes out
for territory further south. It slides into my ass crack with a sleek kissing
sound. The tight little bud there opens, unfolds as he fucks me with his slick
tongue. His rhythm is so steady and
practiced I wonder if this is part of the curriculum in dermatology school.
His fingers on my butt cheeks, pull them wider so the tongue goes deeper
within. He kindles a fire inside me and the thick syrup pouring out between my
legs smells like smoke and ashes. I
am starting to come, my body running towards the comforting heat, when he
abruptly stops and pulls that magic tongue out. He raises his head, steps back
leaving my anus hungry and open and me dangling over the edge of the world.
we must not hurry the examination,? he
says, "It is very important to be thorough.
Are you o.k."? he asks.
manage to gasp out, "Fine."
bien," he says, "because now, we must progress to an even more intricate
part of the examination." My
panties have fallen to my ankles.
step out of your panties, " he instructs me.
This time he says the word panties, slowly, lovingly, caressing it with.
around," he says.
The first thing I notice is that his glasses are all fogged up. He takes them off and wipes them clean with a purple polka-dot necktie he pulls out of his surgical coat. He puts the glasses back
. .In France,
we call this
la position du chien. . .'
and slowly looks me up and down. I am still breathing hard, still excited, my
breath coming in little puffs like, the locomotive of a toy train.
to relax.," he says. 'so far, I see no irregularity but there are still a
couple of spots that must be examined, one of them quite difficult to reach. For
this I will have to use a very special instrument."
unbuttons the lower button of his lab coat, and lifts it high. He does not undo
his belt,which I notice has a big Wily Coyote buckle. He fingers flash as he
quickly unzips his fly. He inserts his hand to pull out a thick, gray, gnarled
cock, coiled like a rope. He pulls his huge red balls out too. The cock uncurls
in front of me, so stiff, it stands right up. The uncut cocktip tip points right
up my heart like an arrow.
takes a step closer to me, 'sometimes it is necessary to examine the breast
steps back, releasing my nip. 'soi-gentile, try to remain calm,?
tells me to sit down on the examining table.
he says, "I must prepare my
opens a drawer in one of the cabinets along the wall. He takes out a long
transparent rubber tube that he pulls on to his cock. .
sheathed, his long tool looks a club, a bludgeon. Stepping closer, he taps me
gently below the knee with it.
test your reflexes," he says.
leg shoots right up.
problem there," he says, smiling. "You
must at this time turn over and get on your hands and knees with your bottom
facing me. In France, we call this la position du chien, here I believe
you commonly call it doggie position. Lift your bottom and spread your knees,
perhaps this may feel a little strange at first." He slips a hand between my legs and pulls open my nether
bien," he murmurs as I feel his tool slowly probing inside me, expanding into
every crevice, as he moves deep into my juicy twat flesh. I find I am embracing
this miraculous instrument, pulling it into my liquid center, but the
dermatologist becomes ambivalent. He starts to pull out, then pushes in again,
in and out and then in again. He moves faster, his heavy balls spanking my
bottom. I start to come, opening my vulva up to him, moving so vigorously that I
hit him in the chin with my ass.
la-la, ooh la-la," he cries out as he comes,
flooding into me. Then he just falls right on my body, resting, he bites
my shoulder gently, then kisses my neck. I feel exhausted but so happy and I?m
not itching anywhere. I close my eyes. I'm dozing, falling into a dream.
dream I am on the stage in a big, crowded auditorium. Rows and rows of expectant
faces look up at me. The dermatologist is seated in the front row gazing at me
adoringly. I am reading from my book, from the Vagina Blessing Poem. I
finish to tumultuous applause. The applause grows louder, and louder, the whole
audience stands up. Everyone keeps clapping. The noise is deafening. I open my
eyes to find myself staring at the pristine white ceiling of the examining room,
the glaring, fluorescent light. I realize what I had heard was not applause at
all but a loud knocking.
you ready in there yet," the skin doctor calls though the door. "Hurry,
please, I have other patients waiting."
pull myself up into a sitting position.
gown is still tied tight around me.
"I?m ready now," I say. ##
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