COLUMN NINETY, MAY 1, 2003
(Copyright © 2003 The Blacklisted Journalist)
THREE OF MY MEMOIRS:
SADIE THE PSYCHIC
(Drawing by Ed Galing)
WARNING! FOR ADULTS ONLY! PERSONS NOT YET 18 YEARS OF AGE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO READ THIS STORY.
[SADIE HATHAWAY AND I HAVE HAD A LONG RELATIONSHIP. I AM.HAPPY THAT SHE CHOSE ME TO WRITE HER MEMOIRS FOR HER... I HAVE ALWAYS LIKED SADIE'S SASSINESS AND SPUNK AND, BESIDES, SHE IS A SEXY LADY, EVEN THOUGH SHE IS NOW SIXTY YEARS OLD. (I AM PUSHING 85) AND SADIE DOES NOT MINCE HER WORDS, AS YOU CAN SEE WHEN YOU READ HER MEMOIRS---WHICH SHE DICTATED TO ME OVER A FEW WEEKS. I HAVE LEFT HER WORDS UNTOUCHED---EVEN THE BAWDY ONES. FOR I DON’T REALLY WANT TO DISTURB HER PERSONALITY. BENEATH IT ALL, YOU WILL FIND SADIE A SYMPATHETIC AND HONEST LADY WHO JUST HAPPENS TO BE A PSYCHIC (SO SHE SAYS) AND WHO WAS FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO MEET SOME REAL HOLLYWOOD PERSONALITIES OF HER TIME.. THERE ISNT A BAD BONE IN HER BODY. LONG LIVE SADIE! ---ED GALING, POET LAUREATE OF HATBORO, PENNSYLVANIA]
it wasn't until i met the actor basil rathbone that i fell in love for
the first time ... he happened to be making some movie on the set where i was
the spiritual advisor, and one day i just happened to bump into him...i was
twenty years old when i met basil ... he was very tall, thin, with a long nose,
and imposing appearance, and had an english way of talking, got to me right
away... i guess he reminded me of my own father.. maybe that is why i got the
hots for him .... by this time i had done everything a young girl does, except
give away my maidenhood, and to tell the truth i was wondering when it would
happen... until i met basil... basil was about my own age, and when i met him he
was dressed in a tuxedo, making some kind of picture that had to do with england,
and those days when people wore swords, and went around rattling their sabers in
all kinds of duels...
was a very popular actor then, when i met him on the set. first time i met him,
he looked down at me from his six-foot-two height to my five-foot-six-inch
height, looked into my eyes, held my hand, and murmured, sadie hathaway, i have
heard so much about you...may i kiss your hand...
then without further ado, like they say, he grabs my hand and plants a kiss on
it that gave me shivers down my spine..
he says again, softly, i have heard so much about you and your psychic ability
for the stars ... sam goldwyn told me about you...
that crap, i said back with a smile, that bastard didnt lay a hand on me. then i
told basil what had happened and basil rathbone laughed and said, you did right,
sadie... the old bastard thinks because he is head of a studio he can go around
fucking all the girls he wants...
my, i said, you sure know the way to a girls heart, and then he laughs again,
and says sadie, i like you... i would be lying if i said i didnt.. you have a
great sense of humor.. right now i am in the middle of the picture about the
count of monte cristo ... perhaps after the movie is made, may i call on you...
course you may, i reply, my little heart jumpin, and my juices startin to run,
give me a call anytime...
he smiles, and just like mae west, i say... eh, come up and see me sometime...
like that, i reply with a smile.. in fact, me and mae west get along good, i
tell him, she just had a readin with me last week, and told me all about her
love life.. her fortune says she is gonna be the biggest sex symbol in town...
hasn't seen you in action, basil laughs, i think you are the best.
.anyway, my dear, we shall meet again...
the way it happened...after the movie was over basil rathbone and i became the
best of friends.
and then one night it happened, and both of us wound up in bed together. and no matter what you
had the honor
of taking Sadie's maidenhead
of old sadie these days, now that i am an old woman, don't think old sadie didnt
make music that night...
basil was a great lover.. naked he was formed just right... i
remember he took me in his arms... caressed me... stroked my naked body all
over, and landed a few kisses where it deserved to be kissed...
kept murmurring, oh, my dear sadie, you are delicious. you are so good.. like a
ripe fruit... and a virgin to boot...
did you know, i murmured, yes. i am a virgin.. basil, you have the honor of
taking my maidenhead..
hope i did not hurt you, he kept saying softly, and i replied, no, no, hurt me
some more, please hurt me...
a while it just turned into a wrestling match.. arms, legs,
kisses... all that stuff, y’know... and basil and i had a most romantic
i knew it was gonna happen, because my crystal ball had already told me that....
and i remained lovers for quite a few months, and even today i still have fond
memories of him...
was another lover that i had then, by the name of conrad nagel... conrad and i
met when i was a bit older, after basil... when he consulted me about a romance
that had gone sour in his life..and i gave him a reading at my home..sitting
before the crystal ball, across from me, i could see that conrad nagel had
indeed a broken heart.. but while holding his hand across the table, conrad and
i felt that spark..that fire of youth...and once again, little ole sadie found
herself in bed with conrad... conrad loved me a lot, but he had a habit of
biting..he loved to bite my body all over..and he loved my breasts..my tits..and
tried to chew them... that's when i punched him in the mouth, and we broke up...
nobody does that to sadie..sorry...
well, seems like my lovers were all englishmen, then.. maybe, like my crystal ball says, my father was trying to keep it all in the family .... daddy, stop interfering in my love life...but there is still more... sadie ##
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