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COLUMN FIFTY-FIVE, JANUARY 1, 2001
(Copyright © 2001 Al Aronowitz)


 (Photo By Myles Aronowitz)     

A MODEST PROPOSAL FOR GIULIANIíS DISPOSAL
IN FORTY-ONE VERSES WHICH ARE ALSO CURSES

Gather all the people Giuliani has hurt
They should slap him forty one times
with forty one sticks, forty one bats,
on his bald head or across his hat.  

Let 41 wolves attack him and a poison
snake wrap him
forty one coils around his neck
      Then let these animals bite and infect
him
       until he shows humans he
       respects them
Run him over with a police car 41 times
Let the people he framed choke him
And put him in a box covered with Lime
 

But don't nobody kill him
Keep him alive, every morning at 4am
Wake him tip and start again.  

Forty one blood tests
Forty one needles
Forty one pills
Forty one enemas
Forty one baths
Forty one questions
On forty one pads
Asked by 41 psychopaths.  

Have Rikers inmates beat him with
hammers
For forty one minutes
or forty one hammers in the hands of
forty
One innocents  

Let them each Beat him
on his two faces,
    Forty one whacks in forty one
places.  

Then each of the forty one, set fire to his
hair.
       Let it burn until its put out
       By some one who cares

Drag him in the yard, sock very hard
In forty one locations, with brass
knuckles or chains
There must be forty one lacerations  

Whip him cross the nose the temple too,
   Wont no brains seep out to slow vou
Down
    Just whip him till you're through

workers of all nationalities,
should drag him from the Gracie
mansion to Diallo's home,
Drag by his feet with his head on the
street
like the people did IL Duce in Rome

1st thing every morning
give him forty one kicks
forty one more at noon  

   Keep him naked until he confesses
Give everything he got to the needy
Even his dresses  

    Choke him. nearly smoke him
But please don 't kill him, keep him alive

Sick people commit suicide to escape the
pain
But Giuliani got to experience the whole
agonia
Again and again  

Forty one casts around his ears and
snout.
Forty one bed pans in the mouth  

Summon all the Aids patients and
When he's on his knees
gather round Giuliani and give him the
disease.  

Put his cell on the forty first floor
Paint a bloody crown on its door
He cant walk gotta
run all the time instead
Always butt naked
With a bloody crown on his head  

Throw him out the window
From the 41st floor of the jail
Catch him on a Fakir's pallet of nails  

Let the unemployed kick him
With all deliberate speed
And the squeegee brothers
Squeegee him till he bleed  

This punishment can last forty one
minutes
Forty one more if there's no sign of
repentance
 

Then leave him in the gutter
Covered with garbage and food that's
spoiled
Have him Sing 41 verse of
 Deutschland Uber Alles  

Tie his Dishonor to a tree in front of city
hall
So every one of his victims families and
friends
can make Forty one ass-whipping calls  

Every forty one days, forty one different
ways
Smash his face in a mirror, throw him
through a glass
Roll him down the stairs
Demand the police suggest other ways
To kick his ass  

Giuliani needs to be peed on every forty
one seconds
By forty one of his victims friends and
Giuliani own depraved men  

Tie him to killer cops and set them all on
fire
But don't let him die, just let him cry.  

Giuliani must be punctured
With 41 shots
The 19 that hit Diallo
And the 22
That did not  

Get 41 cops' horses
To kick him in the head
Till he pleads and screams
For someone to shoot him dead.  

On the weekends
just before curtain time
let his corporate backers drag him up
Broadway
with a barbwire line  

Make Giuliani drink acid
And flush it with lye
Do it again
If he start to cry  

Tie a bomb with a loud timer
Against Giuliani's ear
Every forty one ticks it should explode
Just enough to terrorize him or blow off his
nose.  

 

Get forty one loud speakers and have

them repeat

"Even most white people hate you", for

every forty one pieces

Of the bastard to reach the street.

 

Put him together with forty one tubes of  

crazy glue,  

+Forty one buzzards stank doo doo,  

        guarantee he be almost new.

 

Set Giuliatti's cell
At forty one degrees below zero
Giuliani in a toga  
Like his hero Nero  
Lock him in a trunk  
W 41 vampire bats  
Make him eat sandwiches  
Of 41 sliced up rats
 

Hang this beast

From a flag pole  

Upside down 

From the 41st floor  

Of some bldg. uptown

   

Commit his ass

To an asylum for the criminally insane

  Surround him with maniacs

  And make him explain

 

Lock him in the hyena cage

At Bronx zoo

Cover him with zoo dirt

And elephant doo doo
 

Throw this fiend from a speeding cab
But only after it runs up a 41 dollar tab
 

Drop him in a tank  
Under 41 feet of blood
He must drink it all chug-a-lug  
So he finally exposes  
How close he is to Bela  
Lugosi  

 

Let him sleep outside

Like the homeless he abused  

On something nasty and wet 

With no coat and no shoes
 

Shove 40 more Negroes
Like the boy Innis
Money maker and 40 more
Like Floyd or flakier 

Forty one drops of rat pus
In his eyes
send him to the Bronx
In his normal disguise.  

Mayor Murder must be kept  

In a sewer forty one years  

While he awaits trial  

Like he was a prisoner at Rikers' Isle

 

That way he have plenty
To eat and drink
And enough time to
Learn to think  

 

He should be sentenced

For murder one two three and four  

Manslaughter, assault, extortion  

Kidnapping,

Hit and run homicide fleeing the scene

Forgery, B&E

   

Rudy Death

Alcalde Diablo

Der Rathaus Teufel

Mayor Muerte

Serial Assassin

A Peoples Organization is offering a
huge reward
The happiness of millions,
to any person or persons
to capture Giuliani, make a Citizen's
arrest, and bring him in,
Near Dead or barely alive..
 

Additional Reward will follow  

For information leading to the collar

of Rudy's negro pet canary,

Stanley Crouch, a dangerous

Homo Locus Subsidere.  ##

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