SECTION FIVE
POETRY PAGE THREE

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COLUMN 102, FEBRUARY 1, 2004
(Copyright 2004 The Blacklisted Journalist)

SEPTUAGENARIAN IN LOVE

[Erotic poet and one-time member of the Fugs (a groundbreaking singing group of the "60s), Tuli Kupferberg is now an octogenerian]

Tune: A Teenager in Love (Dion & The Belmonts)

Ooh ooh wo-ooh wo
Ooh ooh wo-ooh wo  

Each time we have some sex
It almost breaks my balls
Cause I am so afraid
We will not come at all  

Each night I ask the stars up above
Why must I be a septuagenarian in love?  

One day I feel so horny
Next night I feel so blah
Guess we'll have to take the whoopie
Whoopie with the BAH!  

Each night I ask the moon up above
Why must I be a septuagenarian in love?  

I try to fuck you
Everybody and you
I'll be the hardup one
If you all think I'm thru
Well if you want to make me cry
That won't be so hard to do
If you should say 'FUCK OFF!!' today
I would still whack off to you  

Each night I ask Venus up above
Why must I be a Septuagenarian in love?  

I'd love to fuck you
Everybody plus you
I'll be the lonely one
If you say we're thru
Well if you want to make me cry
That won't be so hard to do
If you should shout "FUCK OFF-G0 WAY!"
I will still whack off to you

Each night I ask the Satellite above
Why must I be a Septuagenarian in love
Why must I be an alta kaka in love
Why must I be a Septuagenarian in love
Why must I...(Spoken): Ya know I think I'd rather be a
Teenager in love
(mumble & Then I could make a whole set of new
& exciting mistakes...  ##

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